Name: This is Scab – a COVID pet, raised from an egg

Age: He is 2 years old

What is their favourite thing to do? Destroying the garden, converting green grass into mud

What do they want for Christmas? Possibly the question should be whether we want him for Christmas, gracing the table. He has been adopted by my sister, who has more land, has survived being taken by a fox, and so probably wants a boring, muddy life